One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half…

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, Is this glass half full? Or half empty? I…

— Babloo

“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”

— Michael Reisman

I'm afraid my glass is no longer half full because I drank most of it.

— Lawrence Fagg

“As for wine, he drank water.”

— Victor Hugo

Pessimists, we're told, look at a glass containing 50% air and 50% water and see it as half empty. Optimists, in contrast, see it…

— Bob Lewis

I drink a glass of water and half a lemon as soon as I wake up. I heard that it's supposed to balance your…

— Sonoya Mizuno

“This is a silly place. Half the world has no clean water. The other half has so much that they pooh in it.”

— Larry Bird

A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. A positive person sees it half full. …………. But a realistic person adds 60ml…

— Ritzy

“Dinosaurs drank this water, did you know that? Water moves forever in a circle; someday, little ones, your grandchildren may even drink your tears.”

— Kim Edwards

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water for half of Africa (the middle half).”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.

— Lou Holtz

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

— Woody Allen

I drank water from your spring and felt the current take me.

— Rumi

My kids and I figured out that there’s a third kind of person, and I don’t know what you call them, but it’s somebody…

— Louis C. K

A NEGATIVE person sees a glass of water half empty. A POSITIVE person sees it half full. But a REALISTIC person adds 90ml whiskey…

— Anonymous