Hahaha, Im sooo dumb!

It's very easy to fool yourself that you're working, you know, when you're really not working very hard. I mean, I'm very lazy. So…

— Robert Caro

I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…

— Kim Harrison

I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.

— Anonymous

I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's…

— Soulja Boy

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

— Abraham Maslow

Me seeing how thick my callous is on my hand

— Michael Country

I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I…

— Doug Liman

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

— Keanu Reeves

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

— Lawrence Schiller

I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy.

— Craig Mazin

“War is not nice.”

— Barbara Bush

“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I…

— David Levithan

But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

— Jack Kerouac

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to…

— Mara Wilson