I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart…

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

— Jack Kerouac

“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I…

— David Levithan

“War is not nice.”

— Barbara Bush

I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy.

— Craig Mazin

Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman.

— Lawrence Schiller

I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I…

— Doug Liman

Me seeing how thick my callous is on my hand

— Michael Country

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

— Abraham Maslow

I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's…

— Soulja Boy

I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.

— Anonymous

I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…

— Kim Harrison

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to…

— Mara Wilson

The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.

— George W. Bush

There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but that's a…

— Michael Kurland