Why the hell would I get arrested for shoplifting?” August…

The first record I got, I think I stole. I was with my mother; she turned her back, and I slipped it in my…

— John Waters

“I think you stole a piece of my heart the first night we met.”

— Vi Keeland

“She took off after a sweet exchange of head.  I think she stole my fucking wallet.”

— Cora Brent

I've been in jail a couple times. I've been caught shoplifting.

— Diplo

I used to love to go to the movies - I'd see two in a row. A few times I even snuck into the…

— Danica McKellar

I definitely would say, by sixth grade, I was a professional shoplifter - and not because I wanted to. I'm not going out to…

— Lolo Jones

“Nobody from the Amazing Kingdom bothered to check with previous employers, such as the New York City Police Department, to inquire about allegations of…

— Carl Hiaasen

“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer shoplifting.”

— Jarod Kintz

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.

— Rebecca Miller

I think almost all manic depressives exhibit some kind of criminal behaviour, even if it's something as minimal as shoplifting, but then they often…

— Andy Behrman

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

— Russell Brand

When I was a kid, I got caught shoplifting by a store security guard in Ellensburg. The next time I saw that store guard…

— Mark Lanegan

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down…

— Jimmy Fallon

“I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and press play…

— Jarod Kintz

“The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door.”

— Peter S. Beagle