Brussel Sprouts are bad for your health, Scientists have…

My husband is the cook at our house. I can make dessert and salad, but I stay away from meals. He makes amazing omelets,…

— Dylan Lauren

Don't be afraid to try brussel sprouts! Delicious and full of vitamin C.

— Ayesha Curry

The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.

— E. B. White

The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.

— Steven Rubenstein

We kids feared many things in those days - werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - but they all paled in comparison with Brussels…

— Dave Barry

I can't think of anything I can't stand the taste of less than brussels sprouts.

— Michael Welch

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I actually love fish and vegetables. I was raised on vegetables! Anything green - spinach, broccoli, brussels sprouts - I crave.

— Eva Longoria

I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Brussels sprouts are misunderstood - probably because most people don't know how to cook them properly.

— Todd English

Everybody used to say going to restaurants... is like theater, there's stage sets, there's drama, there's play acting and you watch the show. And…

— Pete Wells

I'm Winnie the Pooh - that's as sexy as I am. I meet ladies and they talk about their family and I talk about…

— Bob Hoskins

“It is true money will not buy you real happiness, but as a personal preference I would much rather have an angry strangle wank…

— Ade Bozzay

“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be…

— Ade Bozzay

“Awakening your spiritual self is like having a second childhood with faulty parents, broken bones and proverbial brussel sprouts.”

— Christopher Hawke