Women Quotes by Laura Schlessinger · Page 2

I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating.

— Laura Schlessinger

Don't talk over me, don't argue with me, just listen.

— Laura Schlessinger

The primary concern of the human animal is to avoid rejection and abandonment.

— Laura Schlessinger

Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.

— Laura Schlessinger

Nothing is irresistible. There is no feeling that is irresistible.

— Laura Schlessinger

Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible.

— Laura Schlessinger

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

— Laura Schlessinger

I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day.

— Laura Schlessinger

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that…

— Laura Schlessinger

In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us…

— Laura Schlessinger

Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a…

— Laura Schlessinger

People get mad at me very easily. The magnitude of your anger toward me is the measure of how much you know…

— Laura Schlessinger

Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look…

— Laura Schlessinger

If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled.

— Laura Schlessinger

Probably more than half of the people who go into psychology do so because they need help. I think it's their way…

— Laura Schlessinger

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of…

— Laura Schlessinger

Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.

— Laura Schlessinger

Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?

— Laura Schlessinger

It doesn't matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be.

— Laura Schlessinger

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's nothing wrong with blame, if blame is due.

— Laura Schlessinger

Stop saying "right" to me. I'm starting to feel hostile.

— Laura Schlessinger

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

— Laura Schlessinger

Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you.

— Laura Schlessinger

When you're around people, act like you like them.

— Laura Schlessinger

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.

— Laura Schlessinger

It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

— Laura Schlessinger

The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent.

— Laura Schlessinger

Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.

— Laura Schlessinger

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

— Laura Schlessinger

There is no such thing in life as no pain and no disappointment.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.

— Laura Schlessinger

Women have to be controlled- we're just too emotional.

— Laura Schlessinger

Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

— Laura Schlessinger

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

— Laura Schlessinger

Other people do not owe me their availability.

— Laura Schlessinger