Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Salvador [Dali] was brought up in Spain, a country colored by the legends of Hannibal, El Greco, and Cervantes. I was brought up in… — James Thurber Copy Share
“Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.” — James Thurber Copy Share
“Against the may, the could be, and the should, folly 'tis to balance doubt or hope.” — James Thurber Copy Share
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. — James Thurber Copy Share
“ There was an old coddle so molly, He talked in a glot that was poly, His gaws were so gew That his laps… — James Thurber Copy Share
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. — James Thurber Copy Share
“I don’t understand,” said the scientist, “why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves.” “How curious,” said the lemming. “The… — James Thurber Copy Share
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point… — James Thurber Copy Share
Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going. — James Thurber Copy Share
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine… — James Thurber Copy Share
