You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the things that worry business men is the number of unemployed on the payroll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try being pretty on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, you thought I would cry over you. I told you I loved you, and you thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
