Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
It's a good thing I actually care and ask , if you're going to be like that then I won't ask anymore. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Why are hoes like 'Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm?' No bitch, buy a coat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake Copy Share Image
I'm sorry.I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca Copy Share Image
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As my Friend if u hear people discussing me either YOU check them or let me know. If u entertain the conversation,… — LaTruth Hampton Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
It's not called being a bitch or misunderstanding.It's called being realistic. I don't have time for petty bull shit. I can be… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas — Avalon Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
They used to call me a silent killer back in school cause I used to make a lot of noise. — Simon Quperlier Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time u're in front of the mirror try fixing something besides your face! — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
