Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook Doesn't Make You Happy Then You're Probably 'Liking' And Following The Wrong People... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a time when I gave a shit, don't be confused, this ISN'T it! — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
How come in Spider-man 3, when his suit turned black, Spider-man became a thief and a criminal... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how… — Shubhanshu Tiwari Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks there needs to be a no drama please button on Facebook. One click would be worth a thousand words. — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God will never give us more than we can handle but most of us don't like handling what he has given us~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
