Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Black coffee’s a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin’s. Always liked my sins pure and take it as… — Jack Ketchum Copy Share Image
Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
“Nothing wrong with believing good things will happen. And if it doesn't, there's always whiskey.” — P.T. Patrick Copy Share Image
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. — Jerry Vale Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey,… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
After the week at the Fillmore we flew down to L.A. to hang out and pick up whatever gigs we could. We… — Mitch Mitchell Copy Share Image
It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers… — Hugh Walpole Copy Share Image
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
As a critic, I try to stay neutral about movies before I see them, but I really wanted "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" to… — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
Fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, Wish I had someone to miss me, Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
“Ellie shrugged. “You know what they say, whiskey gives you balls.” She passed him a shot. “Here, have one. Maybe then you’ll… — Milly Taiden Copy Share Image
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety, now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time. — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — R. H. Bruce Lockhart Copy Share Image
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. — Masataka Taketsuru Copy Share Image
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A few drinks and the world was hers— she wore her whiskey like a loaded gun.” — Atticus Poetry Copy Share Image
Between his eyes, there were four lines, the marks of such misery as children should never feel. He spoke with that wonderful… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being… — George Stigler Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as… — Jimmy Hoffa Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
“Her gaze lifted. And collided with a full-sized predator. His eyes were the dark whiskey gold her father liked to pour in… — Jennifer Probst Copy Share Image