“You came to a strip club with a woman who is not your fiancée, and a gorilla on your wedding day.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that... spending the day on my own, being super quiet… — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
That should be the anti-speeding advert. It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“The only thing that will make it possible for you to marry is if you meet your bridegroom on your wedding day,… — Cameron Dokey Copy Share Image
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous… — Natasha Hamilton Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The day of my wedding, I got a FedEx in the mail. It was my termination papers. I was fired... on my… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Women joked amongst themselves: 'Why do you think a bride cries on her wedding day? It's for the love that this marriage… — Nadeem Aslam Copy Share Image
The fantasy of the wedding day is that it represents undeniable public and private truth that you have been chosen. For that… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I swear to God, with some of these romantic comedies, these women are being shot in the butt with steroids, and I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I've always dreamt about having kids more so than my wedding day. When it comes to colors, flowers, dresses... no idea. But… — Kaitlyn Bristowe Copy Share Image
In New York, I have a photo of my parents on their wedding day in 1947. They're beaming at home plate in… — Keith Hernandez Copy Share Image
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I was never a girl that dreamt of being a princess and I never dreamt about my wedding day. I hated pink… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
“Ought a woman to disclose her frailties earlier than the wedding day? Few husbands, I assure you, make the discovery in such… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
She had always felt that the essence of human experience lay not primarily in the peak experiences, the wedding days and triumphs… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
“I have sucked into my lungs molecules from not only the last breath of animals and people I have loved, but also… — Gerda Saunders Copy Share Image
“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy.… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“My wedding day took place on a non-descript afternoon in the middle of January, well away from any big deal occasions like… — Kerry Fisher Copy Share Image
“Dear Victor: Wow. That … really got out of hand. I’m sending this cat in as a peace offering. I forgive you… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“So a contemporary wedding is like the Olympic Games, a spectacle of detailed research and preparation but lasts only a short time.… — michael foley Copy Share Image
“He acted like he didn't hear me. "He will let you down, because that's what he does. That's who he is." For… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“I headed to the church at five-thirty, wearing jeans, flip-flops, and brick red lipstick. My mom, calm and cool as a mountain… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
Something that was really important to me on my wedding day was making sure I looked like myself. — Alex Cooper Copy Share Image
I have to get back to work. It's part of the wedding. No Sicilian can ever refuse a request on his daughter's… — Tom Hagen Copy Share Image
I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day,… — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
Best Wishes on Your Wedding Day! May your stay together have every happiness in your new life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley." "Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!" "I… — Marsha Altman Copy Share Image
I can see why people love the idea of a big white wedding - it is a day when they are the… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
“We wished them happiness, we wished them health, we wished them love and luck and beautiful children. On that wedding day, July… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
'Through sickness and through health' sounds so simple on your wedding day, but in reality, they become significant words that are a… — Yolanda Hadid Copy Share Image
Our wedding day was special because we were lucky enough to be surrounded by the people we love. Your thoughtfulness & generosity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not chase boys. Chasing boys is bad. Chasing boys can lead to horrible things like mansions going up into flames, hand… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
True marriage begins well before the wedding day, And the efforts of marriage continue well beyond the ceremonys end. A brief moment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is a bad idea to fixate on the wedding day while neglecting the rest of a marriage in which an initial… — John Portmann Copy Share Image
Choosing elements for your wedding day should be fun, but these choices won't make any difference in the stuff that matters. For… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
Old Hollywood icons such as Marilyn Monroe, Vivien Leigh, and Bette Davis are so inspiring; their style is romantic and feminine and… — Jenny Packham Copy Share Image
Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress,… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
