Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! — Thomas Hood Copy Share Image
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
What cannot letters inspire? They have souls; they can speak; they have in them all that force which expresses the transports of… — Heloise Copy Share Image
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her.… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was young, we didn't celebrate February 14. For us, Valentine's Day meant Saraswati Puja. And just a single day in… — Prosenjit Chatterjee Copy Share Image
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original? — Christopher Michael Cillizza Copy Share Image
In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I'm caressing you as in… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
I'm anti-Valentine's Day. I don't believe - and this goes for anybody - your man shouldn't love you for one day out… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I think Valentine's Day is one of those holidays like New Year's where people develop such high expectations that even if it's… — Brett Young Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I hope what's different for not only the channel 'It's Grace' 2014, but for the brand overall, is I hope to continue… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
Do one act of kindness each day of the year and change 365 lives. — Anthony D. Williams Copy Share Image
“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have no use for Valentine's Day, with its limited menu and cramped seating. — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the biggest single day of the year, the biggest sale day of the year. — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore Copy Share Image
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do,… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
There shouldn't be any day like Valentine's Day.Because for lovers every day is a Valentine's day and for singles it really doesn't… — Bibeka Copy Share Image
A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. — Amelia Earhart Copy Share Image
![“I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I'm caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so.” quote by Nelson Mandela](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c6d/nelson-mandela-248_blood_i-dust-your-photo-carefully-every-mornin_1680468.jpg)
![“Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son.” quote by Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/128/jon-stewart-455_boys_don-t-confuse-father-s-day-with-valentin_3112645.jpg)
