“It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“I turned to my cousin, "My turn-ons are Rainbow Brite and unicorns.” — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished. — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“The thing about fantasy — there are certain things you just don’t do in fantasy. You don’t have sex near unicorns. It’s… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Take criticism, smash it into dust, add color, and use it to take breathtaking pictures of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of… — Mathew Gray Gulber Copy Share Image
“We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“For all I know, there could be man-sized murderous robots on the other side of the doors! That ride unicorns! And kiss… — Bella Forrest Copy Share Image
At first, I didn't want to do unicorns. The artist in me said no. Then I thought, 'Wait a minute: this is… — Lisa Frank Copy Share Image
There's something about girls and unicorns that's deep and meaningful. Something about childhood. — Ted Naifeh Copy Share Image
“Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt; But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
How can it be?" she wondered. "I suppose I could understand it if men had simply forgotten unicorns(…) But not to see… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Eventually, I spent so much time in the friend zone that I grew to think of it as some kind of magical… — Dylan Garity Copy Share Image
A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daily, I visualize the smart-ass troll who lives deep in my subconscious, and I pelt him with rainbows and unicorns. I fight… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
“That “relationship” was a perfect example of Callie convincing herself of something that didn’t really exist. She’d believed in unicorns until she… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
“If John were to ever ask her out, it would only be when he was free to do so. And in what… — Becky Wade Copy Share Image
A person of faith who shares conservative values and who says very clearly that climate change is real - and here's why… — Katharine Hayhoe Copy Share Image
“The unicorns, led by costumed grooms, were behaving well about their horns, and the painted rhapsodies all round the cart were more… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
“From that first moment of doubt, there was no peace for her; from the time she first imagined leaving her forest, she… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“You only had to see a unicorn lay open the side of a centaur once, the ribcage flashing white when the ripped… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
Holly: Seriously, you don't like unicorns? What kind person doesn't like unicorns? Justine: What kind of a person doesn't like zombies? What… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“I briefly considered giving the Myerson kids the same lecture I’d given the other first graders on the playground: Unicorns are man-eating… — Diana Peterfreund Copy Share Image
“I squeal, doing a happy dance. ”Wow, that was easier than I thought,” I said, smiling. “But I want to confirm that… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
“jack laughed at my attempts to avoid being felt up by a mythical beast. "Apparently you're a virgin." "Shut up!Like that's any… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky. — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
