My uncle was almost hit by a sniper while dropping his son at basketball practice. — Toni Kukoc Copy Share Image
If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a great uncle in World War II who was with the Royal Canadian Air Force. — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. — Mark McGrath Copy Share Image
My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin. — Alec Douglas-Home Copy Share Image
When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy. — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
“When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.” — Earl B. Russell Copy Share Image
Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
“You want to hear the truth about my uncle? I’ll tell you,’ said Laurent, a new light in his eyes. ‘I’ll tell… — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
My uncle was in a ska band called the Top Cats; that was my first proper influence, as I was taken to… — King Krule Copy Share Image
My cousins and my uncle have been iconic heroes in the industry and I don't think I'm anywhere close to that, but… — Abhay Deol Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
Games have fascinated me my whole life, starting with 'PacMan' on my uncle's PC. I moved up to classic Super Nintendo and… — Lights Copy Share Image
“Jorgen kept hold of her hand a bit longer than was necessary. His touch made her heart flutter. She caught her breath.… — Melanie Dickerson Copy Share Image
Alligators was talkin shit the next day. I knew something bad was gone happen to him nigga I knew it. Nah he… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
“Today I have gathered together my nearest and dearest, my sixteen nieces and nephews (Sit down, Grace Windsor Wexler!) to view the… — Ellen Raskin Copy Share Image
Today's Uncle Tom doesn't wear a handkerchief on his head. This modern, twentieth-century Uncle Thomas now often wears a top hat. He's… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“I’m your uncle?” Oh. So that’s what was bothering him. Izzy could have done a lot of things at this moment to… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
He isn’t so much flirting,” Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.” “Of course he likes you.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I would have loved to have been a footballer like my great uncle Matt Busby, but I knew quite early on that… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“Hey. Hey, stop that, now. Uncle Drake is a nice man." He held Maggie, patting her while Jenny and Christian looked at… — Sean Michael Copy Share Image
You found an uncle on one side and a nephew on the other, a cousin here and a cousin there. Besides it's… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
“In a little while they were kissing. In a little while longer, they made their slow sweet love. The iron bed sounded… — Lewis Nordan Copy Share Image
It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Having competed themselves, my father and my uncle are very passionate about motorsport, so I inherited it from them. — Pastor Maldonado Copy Share Image
Im such a proud uncle :) love this little one to pieces. welcome to the family!! — Rob J Lloyd Copy Share Image
My father, obviously, and my mother were inspirations. My uncle, Frank Harper, he was an absolute mentor for me. — Hill Harper Copy Share Image
“Who is more worst than a man who daydream to see the destruction of his sisters son!” — Fahad Basheer Copy Share Image
That defining moment at my friend's house, when his uncle looks in my eye and reads me the word of God, I… — Paula White Copy Share Image
My dad was my first influence. He played classical guitar and my uncle Ron played the blues. — Jason Becker Copy Share Image
My aunt and uncle would come over when my mom was making this, or we would go over there when they were… — Manish Dayal Copy Share Image
My uncle used to say, 'You'll go on and become the dream of the family.' That's how I got my name. — The-Dream Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I really miss living in Vancouver, getting picked up by my driver, Uncle Gary. — Daniel Lissing Copy Share Image
“Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip. “We don’t have five minutes.” — John A. Autero Copy Share Image
My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“Like Uncle Si says, it’s never a good family reunion when you start firing relatives.” — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
My dad and uncle were so protective so whenever someone would say or do something to harm us they were right there.… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
“I inherited the Pack Master title because I’m the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the United States and I’m willing to kill anyone… — Jessie Lane Copy Share Image
