Twitter Quotes · Page 98

What do Facebook, Twitter, Google plus and other social media sites have that you do not? You know what?

— Boydapa3

Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.

— Anonymous

Follow me on twitter guys @natalyajohnson:D will follow bck;d

— Natalya Johnson

Trolls have never bothered me. I am someone who looks at it and laughs.

— Jasmin Bhasin

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

— James Patterson

The problem with Instagram is people aren't portraying their real selves.

— Vogue Williams

MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out

— Nikhil Saluja

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single FUCK THIS.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could…

— Nikhil Saluja

It's hard to think that Mark Zuckerberg is actually impoverishing anyone by getting rich with Facebook. But driverless cars are another matter…

— Angus Deaton

There was no social media really when 'Inconvenient Truth' came out. I wish we had Twitter and the power of that to…

— Laurie David

I was in Shanghai recently, where Twitter is blocked, and yet there were ads and billboards across town with hashtags on them.

— Dick Costolo

I will sometimes post tweets that are about a specific person or people, in which case I will imagine the people I…

— Mira Gonzalez

“In a lot of ways Facebook is more like a government than a traditional company. We have this large community of people,…

— Franklin Foer

This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?

— Nikhil Saluja

I check Facebook to see how everybody from high school's doing. I go on Reddit to see what my weirdos are talking…

— Jessica Williams

I received an insulting comment the other day with user quoting their twitter account. So I was like that's raw but I…

— Anonymous

One of the things about being on Twitter, for me, is mostly about just being on the pulse of what people are…

— Ashton Kutcher

If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to…

— Matt Mitrione

“The No. 1 most credible source of [online] recommendations is YouTube,” Rand says. “But a friend liking a brand page and sharing…

— Anonymous

When I put about my anxiety on social media, I decided I'm just going to be honest about it. I'm really glad…

— Perrie Edwards

I believe social media gives away a lot to people. I got this impression long time back when my friend was on…

— Barun Sobti

When 'Game Of Thrones' came out, lots of interviews were coming in, and people asking me to do certain things which would…

— Bella Ramsey

There's certainly satire written about techies, but it's so snarky and snide and doesn't treat him as a whole person. The people…

— Robin Sloan

If you game Facebook and Google in the right way, then you can achieve a mass audience.

— Franklin Foer

I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my…

— Anonymous

The dawn of the 21st century marked the emergence of the social media age.

— Lee Zeldin

I dont have to please you, besides I am not a facebook status to be liked

— Author Name

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.

— Ari Graynor

The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ahhh...I see the know-it-all fairy has visited us again.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account.

— Anonymous

Twitter is definitely not the place to handle business per se.

— Miguel

I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

— Nikhil Saluja

If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you

— Nikhil Saluja

“To 'tweet' is sweet Friends to meet The message fleet I think it's neat Now to repeat…”

— Gary Henson

My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

We do have a lot of power and control over social media, so we need to use it wisely.

— Ruel

I've definitely experienced someone not being the person they've shown themselves to be online.

— Zara McDermott