I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ive made sure to always update my web properties constantly - Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, my Hypebeast blog making sure I divided content… — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Twitter's combination of simplicity and complexity that is astonishing in the same way that minimalist sculpture was inspiring and enlightening. — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I can see firsthand being young and being from this generation as well that Instagram influences our minds in such a powerful… — Kiana Madeira Copy Share Image
They see a blooper here and there, and they just think, 'Oh, he's dumb.' I mean, what can I do? I can't… — JaVale McGee Copy Share Image
I love funny Instagram filters. Where your face changes; your eyes become big, your mouth becomes protruded. I love all of that. — Rohit Saraf Copy Share Image
Social media just plays this massive factor in all of our lives now, and also, the bloggers and influencers are coming in… — Devon Windsor Copy Share Image
During the Arab Spring, I learned all sorts of things from Twitter. I wouldn't necessarily trust that information, but it gave me… — Nicholas Kristof Copy Share Image
It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
Because of Twitter, I think people know most every single thing about me. I don't know if there's anything that would surprise… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
While companies were getting comfy cozy with the idea of being on social media platforms, social media transcended those platforms, and few… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
“Today, spend a little time cultivating relationships offline. Never forget that everybody isn't on social media.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I love Facebook and Twitter. Twitter helps me understand and interact with my fans, and Facebook is more for keeping up with… — Sammi Giancola Copy Share Image
I try to post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at least once a day. But, it changes depending on what I have… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
The problem with Myspace was always that it was never as strong a product as it needed to be. It left itself… — Michael Birch Copy Share Image
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . .… — Danish Copy Share Image
I deleted my Facebook account when I was 19 because it didn't bring out good qualities in me. I figured, 'Well my… — Jesse Plemons Copy Share Image
The thing for me is, if I wanted a co-sign, then I would rather the co-sign be to me personally than on… — Slowthai Copy Share Image
I get daily mentions in blogs, I get mentions in Twitter and in different social media... I know that gets books sold. — Joachim de Posada Copy Share Image
When you write an article about anything, trolls use the comments to attack. They feel frustrated - but haters are losers. It's… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
I am annoyed by people that send messages via FaceBook because I get an e-mail telling me there is a message on… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
I never Tweet about my daughter. Never. I just want to be respectful of her privacy. My job as a mom is… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit… — Zoey Deutch Copy Share Image
“If you want privacy on any digital channel (and this includes your own email!), don’t be a part of an online social… — Mitch Joel Copy Share Image
We live in a social world now, and there's no denying the power that Twitter has yielded across all verticals. Sports is… — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
Some people think I'm dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I'm bored. — JaVale McGee Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The social media platforms have taken over the distribution of news globally. They treat a lie the same way you would treat… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
You could have the thickest skin but Instagram and Twitter still affect you. It makes you envious, even if you've got everything… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there's that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_- — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
We live surrounded by people who sound like us, vote like us, spend like us. We get only the news we want… — Stephanie Ruhle Copy Share Image
New Rule on Facebook...lol...if 2 mfs getN N2 it & ur reading & likeing comments...lol...ya ass is Quietly Instigating — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Here is a fact: If Facebook were a religion, it will be the third largest behind Islam and Christianity. Its success is… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their… — Jessica Rosa Copy Share Image
I kind of came about at the same time as Instagram, and it becomes, like, your portfolio. When people search who you… — Justine Skye Copy Share Image
The s - t I put on Instagram, in a lot of ways, I'm making fun of what it actually is. Some… — Nico Tortorella Copy Share Image
It is hard when fans say nasty things on Twitter but we are starting to build a thicker skin and are getting… — Perrie Edwards Copy Share Image
Facebook's the real deal. Nobody can buy Facebook now. Everybody has taken an angle at it. But Facebook may be the place… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
