That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter's designed to reduce the language, directly out of 1984! It's Ingsoc! — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do people post good night on facebook like we give a shit that there going to bed. ya GOOD NIGHT !!! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
An ordinary person will be with books, An extra ordinary person will be in that book. Be an extra ordinary person like… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God doesn't have a Blackberry, but He is my favorite contact. He doesn't have Facebook but He is my Friend, and He… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter and Google have all opened offices in Brazil, recognizing the importance of localizing their products and customer service efforts. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Sittin At The Mills w/12 To Go… Search Me @Facebook:Marcus Bellamy & @Twitter:Marcus_FatBoy17 and No Im Not Fat Lol — Marcus Bellamy Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like… — Betty White Copy Share Image
The great thing about Twitter is, you get a lot back, and I read through a lot, and I want my fans… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
Social media itself is not protest. To tweet is not to protest physically. To do a Facebook post, and though it's critical… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
Despite the constant clamor for attention from the modern world, I do believe we need to procure a psychological space for ourselves.… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Economists have another way of measuring the “centrality” of a node in a network: rather than simply counting the number of connections,… — Tom Wainwright Copy Share Image
I'm also lonely. I'll admit it. I go to Twitter because I'm lonely. I get my coffee in the morning, and I… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
Thanks to Twitter, iPads, BlackBerrys, voice-activated in-dash navigation systems, and a hundred other technologies that offer distraction anywhere, anytime, boredom has loosened… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming."… — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
This is one of the good parts of being a freelancer - you get to choose the spot you're going to be… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
