Twitter Quotes · Page 181

I'm on Twitter for work, but I hate it. I encourage everyone to delete it if possible.

— Ronny Chieng

“Jangankan gue follow hati lo itu. Buat follow twitter lo aja gue mager. Males”

— LoveinParisSeason2

I sometimes feel that people become captured by social media.

— Clay Travis

- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds..

— Anonymous

Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?

— Anonymous

I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that!

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

— Nikhil Saluja

You don't get fewer followers saying outrageous stuff on Twitter.

— Van Jones

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My stand-up isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter…

— Colin Quinn

I tell young people all the time, and now I'm telling anyone, no matter what your age: You can't take back the…

— Drew Pinsky

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even…

— John Simm

“It’s important to be socially active, engaged and connected with powerful tools like LinkedIn. These tools can be used in a myriad…

— Erik Qualman

“In this fast-paced digitally connected world, your competitor is only a WhatsApp message away. Be reachable by every medium possible”

— Bernard Kelvin Clive

Do not feed the trolls! Racist commenters usually troll the Internet looking for people of color to harass online. If you avoid…

— Franchesca Ramsey

The minute you hear the word 'share,' you start thinking Twitter and Facebook. These are the places that people can very quickly…

— David Perry

So many executives and so many people in my field are terrified of trending on Twitter and getting attacked by a bunch…

— Clay Travis

Social media is great because you can get information out there quick or you can use it as a ministry tool, but…

— Jeremy Camp

Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.…

— Kiara Leigh

I'm not ashamed of my social media following, my Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot, or the tough time I had in my LPGA…

— Paige Spiranac

Google helps us sort the Internet by providing a sense of hierarchy to information. Facebook uses its algorithms and its intricate understanding…

— Franklin Foer

I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw…

— Nikhil Saluja

'Dependent web' platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, Google and Yahoo are where people go to discover and share new content. Independent sites…

— John Battelle

I am a troll. And do you know what? I really don't like social media apart from that aspect of it. Posting…

— James Blunt

I just talk just to talk. I like to see what other people think. There's some things somebody tweets me every day…

— Torrey Smith

“But then, apart from politicians and the pope, why does anyone else use Twitter? Perhaps to feel important.”

— Umberto Eco

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;

— Nikhil Saluja

If opportunity had a twitter account, it's not going to be knocking on anyone's door anytime soon.

— Nikhil Saluja

Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself.

— Anonymous

People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

— Anonymous

The most powerful force in the universe is women gossiping.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;

— Nikhil Saluja

Wanting someone to pop up on Facebook chat, but I'm here, staring at the page, and nothing is happening.

— Anonymous

Am I the only one who hates it when someones facebook status says

— Author Name

I have a Twitter and have followers from all over the world. It's pretty overwhelming.

— Dot Jones

I just kept it off social media for the most part, put my head down, and went to work. I lived in…

— Tyler Herro

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just don't take them very often.

— Cecily Strong

I don't appreciate many of the things that are said on social media.

— Kellyanne Conway

I've come to really like Twitter. You really do get to see what I'm about, and I like sharing with my fans.

— Rob Lowe

Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button

— Avalon