“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are so many things on Twitter, so many mentions, it's hard to get through all of them. — Jake Arrieta Copy Share Image
I have a big following on Twitter, and Twitter has been invaluable for mobilizing and quickly sharing information. But I'm not really… — DeRay Mckesson Copy Share Image
The only people I ever get irritated with are the ones who announce, using my Twitter handle, that they are no longer… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Can you stop pretending urself as a 'tough' girl on twitter? We get it. You don't give a shit about anyone. Good… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't care to read about anybody's Twitter. I don't care what you're eating for breakfast or where you just went. For… — Roman Reigns Copy Share Image
All ideas about identity, of course, fit perfectly into the social media wonderland we live in. They seem to really connect. There's… — Vijay Seshadri Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is something decidedly faux about the camaraderie of Facebook, something illusory about the connectedness of Twitter. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social enables word of mouth at an unprecedented scale. Its most powerful effect, through reviews and recommendations, is to put product quality… — Roelof Botha Copy Share Image
I feel like somebody who just is very understanding is my biggest thing - timing is a major issue for me -… — James Charles Copy Share Image
I think that social media is a really good way to stay in touch with the people who are following you, and… — Tove Styrke Copy Share Image
In daily life, I'm not a heavy user anyway, but I'm extra careful online because of the kids who look up to… — Varun Dhawan Copy Share Image
I think people look back on shows like "Firefly" or "Buffy," and they remember it with this glow about it of positive… — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
Being on the road, the Internet enables me to interact with people in some way. It's not so much interacting with my… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
The most effective young Facebook users, however -- the ones who will probably be winners if Facebook turns out to be a… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
The assumption should be that we will not appear in print or the blogosphere. Having dinner should not be fodder for Facebook.… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
We want people to stay on MySpace. We'll give them whatever they might want to do. — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
With Facebook and Twitter, everyone wants to publicize their innermost truths. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
I refuse to do Snapchat. I'm not getting it, and I kind of like having mystery. — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
Trolling is a cyber-crime, and if you are caught for it, you cannot run away by saying that it is your opinion. — Nora Fatehi Copy Share Image
I've never been on Facebook. My page is run for me. It is the same with Twitter. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If you use social media right, you will piss people off. It's actually recommended! — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
Pretty bitties running round in their unmentionables, some things are just simply Un-Twitterable. — Currensy Copy Share Image
Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships never work when the other person uses social networks as a way to vent instead of addressing you. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm a huge Twitter dork! That's the best way for fans to keep informed about what's going on with me. — Brandon Jones Copy Share Image
I think it's always worth remembering that people sending off mean tweets are probably pretty lonely people. — James Blunt Copy Share Image
One benefit to Facebook's new email system is that your privacy can now be violated all in one place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
