Twitter is the marriage of full-tilt narcissism and full-tilt voyeurism that has finally collided in 140 words. — Adam Goldberg Copy Share Image
Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think what's most important is for people to understand that they can advertise on Instagram. — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
Things shall fall into its perfect place, in the perfect time, at a perfect setting that you will always be able to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's our hope MySpace Comedy will serve as a launch pad for up-and-coming comedians and as an attraction for the biggest names… — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Political activists in Hong Kong and Taiwan use Facebook as their primary tool to mobilize support for their causes and activities. — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best part of social media is that you can reach a lot of people. But that's also the worst part of… — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Taken together, the rhythms of real time show how Twitter becomes a place to come together when everyday social bonds are strained.… — Alfred Hermida Copy Share Image
When it was announced that I was going to be on 'Castle,' there were immediate messages on all the TV news sites… — Gina Torres Copy Share Image
This morning, before I had my first sip of coffee, I had learned the following: (1) my friends daughter was sick, (2)… — Ryan Martin Copy Share Image
If you say interesting stuff on twitter, people will follow you there. I think Jim Caruso, from MediaFirst, does this well. He’s… — Ben Chestnut Copy Share Image
Social media has created an awesome platform not only for the fans to be able to communicate directly with the artist, but… — LeToya Luckett Copy Share Image
If you wanna add me on facebook my name is James Melendez and this picture is the picture on my profile page… — James Melendez Copy Share Image
I've had people tell me that I should just be sad and not joke around on Twitter, but they don't understand that… — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
I have got closer to some of the guys through Twitter. I don't need to name names but I have found I… — Ian Poulter Copy Share Image
All sorts of factors contribute to what Facebook or Twitter present in a feed, or what Google or Bing show us in… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Social networks are created from any collection of connections among a group of people and things.” — Derek Hansen Copy Share Image
There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont like what I fucking post there is a Unfriend Button right there… hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment someone's happy you liked their status... and you un-like it while they're still online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter or Facebook, all the fandom that I knew about was anecdotal. — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
I don't delete tweets that don't get retweeted. I hug them and tell them they're just as special. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
