You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Nurtured by negative circumstances, braiding raging tornadoes in her hair, she held her head high, wearing her weathered poetry with pride.” — Curtis Tyrone Jones Copy Share Image
We understand tornadoes scientifically, but it still feels supernatural. The randomness makes it feel supernatural. — Michael Koryta Copy Share Image
Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity-it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by… — Susan Piver Copy Share Image
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Tornadoes are like men, they destroy everything you have in an instant and then they decide to go hit somewhere else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God… — John Piper Copy Share Image
It isn't fair how I doubt him, and I wonder if he'll ever gather that my loss of faith extends further than… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
All poets adore explosions, thunderstorms, tornadoes, conflagrations, ruins, scenes of spectacular carnage. The poetic imagination is therefore not at all a desirable… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
The four horsemen of the prairie are tornado, locust, drought, and fire, and the greatest of these is fire, a rider with… — William Least Heat-Moon Copy Share Image
HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be on a… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offsprings of our… — Raymond Burr Copy Share Image
Most literature on the culture of adolescence focuses on peer pressure as a negative force. Warnings about the "wrong crowd" read like… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
It is well known that strong to violent tornado activity in the US has decreased markedly since statistics began in the 1950s,… — Roy Spencer Copy Share Image
Horror grows impatient, rhetorically, with the Stoic fatalism of Ecclesiastes. That we are all going to die, that death mocks and cancels… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
It was really special for Bass Pro Shops to take Tracker off the side and put Joplin, Missouri on there. They have… — Jamie McMurray Copy Share Image
Some dangers are so spectacular and so much beyond normal experience that the mind refuses to accept them as real, and watches… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
I would rediscover the secret of great communications and great combustions. I would say storm. I would say river. I would say… — Aime Cesaire Copy Share Image
Right-thinking people are not supposed to discuss any meteorological or geophysical event - a hurricane, a wildfire, a heat wave, a drought,… — Joel Achenbach Copy Share Image
There is that unpredictability of the seasons that I enjoy. I like the threat of a tornado. I like the threat of… — Paul Westerberg Copy Share Image
I am torn between the beauty of the natural world, which you see all around us, and the idea that some dumb… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
Mom used to say that having three boys was kind of like having a pet tornado that talked back. — Marie Lu Copy Share Image
Global warming creates volatility. I feel it when I'm flying. The storms are more volatile. We are paying the price in more… — Debbie Stabenow Copy Share Image
“Tornadoes were, in out part of Central Illinois, the dimensionless point at which parallel lines met and whirled and blew up. They… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I felt very still and empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Ideal day is a hot and humid morning, tornadoes develop, no one gets hurt, and we get to collect data and chase… — Ginger Zee Copy Share Image
Today, the technology is there to give early and normally ample warning when a powerful tornado approaches. When a tornado strikes, all… — Spencer Bachus Copy Share Image
For me, in fact, the mark of the historic is the nonchalance with which it picks up an individual and deposits him… — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
Like tornadoes and cold sores, good work happens with total disregard to whether I'm 'into it.' — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Guys like Henry and his buddies were an accident waiting to happen; the little kids' version of floods or tornadoes or gallstones. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Tornadoes are like guys: they come fast and hard.. and when they leave half your stuff is gone as well as the… — Brianna Webb Copy Share Image
Missourians know all too well the destruction tornadoes can bring to schools and communities. — Mike Parson Copy Share Image
It can hit at any time [anxiety/panic attack]. You feel like you're in an open field, and there's a tornado coming at… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image