Every time I open the drawer, it's a trip down Memory Lane, which, if you don't turn off at the right exit,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Picture it in your mind's nostril: you get in a cab in time to catch twin thugs named Vomit and Cologne assaulting… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“What can you do? Time grabs you by the scruff of your neck and drags you forward.” — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
There's already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I definitely rediscovered reading for pleasure by devoting such a large swath of my time to sitting on airplanes. I am now… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it. It's like meeting someone for the first time after hearing… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
But now my problems had been set loose. They could be anywhere at any time and I was just like everyone else… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
For a long time I wanted to draw, but I could never get the proportions right. My still life sketches were the… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time?… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Such innocent confusions are like cognitive magic-eye posters. Most of the time it's impossible to go back to the jumbled mess once… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“On occasion, it occurs to adults that they are allowed to do all the things that being a child prevented them from… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Juice cleansing has been all the rage for some time. And I used the word 'rage' advisedly; one must push a violent… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow".… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time? Who wouldn’t… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver.… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share
