“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! Hell is in your future if you give in to desire!” — John Green Copy Share Image
“She will forgive my forgetting, just as I forgive her for forgetting me and the Colonel and everyone but herself and her… — John Green Copy Share Image
And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And maybe by imagining these futures we can make it real, and maybe not, but either way we must imagine them.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Colin: I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. Hassan: Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really… — John Green Copy Share Image
After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I couldn't be mad at him for even a moment, and only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the… — John Green Copy Share Image
The times that were most fun seemed always to be followed by sadness now, because it was when life started to feel… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Ninety-nine percent of the time, your parents never have to know, though. The school doesn't want your parents to think you became… — John Green Copy Share Image
Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least… — John Green Copy Share Image
What do you mean by meant? Given the final futility of our struggle, is the fleeting jolt of meaning that art gives… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you,… — John Green Copy Share Image
I enjoy writing about people falling in love, probably because I think the first time you fall in love is the first… — John Green Copy Share Image
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“I went to bed with the Whitman, flipping to the part I’d liked before, where he spends all the time hearing the… — John Green Copy Share Image
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“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty… — John Green Copy Share Image
So Zeno is most famous for his tortoise paradox. Let us imagine that you are in a race with a tortoise. The… — John Green Copy Share Image
“This comment, however, leads me to wonder: What do you mean by meant? Given the final futility of our struggle, is the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Colin laughed as Hassan returned to counting the pennies of victory, but Colin's brain was spinning with the implications: if the future… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Someone once told her there’s a formula for how long it takes to get over someone, that it’s half as long as… — John Green Copy Share Image
feeling - probably for the first time in my life - the fear and excitement of living in a place where you… — John Green Copy Share Image
We look back to the most important moment in our history, and that becomes the dividing line between what we were and… — John Green Copy Share Image
“or because he got eighteen years when he should have gotten more.' 'Seventeen,' Gus corrected. 'I'm assuming you've got some time, you… — John Green Copy Share Image
At least for tonight. In sickness and in health. In good times and in bad. For richer, for poorer. 'Till dawn do… — John Green Copy Share Image
I stood under the awning for a moment, but finally I decided that being in a bad mood with your friends beats… — John Green Copy Share Image
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I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in pairing classics with contemporary literature, so students have the opportunity to see that literature is not a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I look at Jane for a long time and a slow smile creeps over her face. Her whole face changes when she… — John Green Copy Share Image
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll… — John Green Copy Share Image
Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my mother decided I was depressed, presumably because I rarely left the house, spent… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'd had nearly four years of experience looking at these clocks, but their sluggishness never ceased to surprise. If I am ever… — John Green Copy Share Image
Every time I try to set something in Chicago, I get intimidated by 'Augie March.' It's easy to set something in Indianapolis… — John Green Copy Share Image
I wondered if there would ever be a day when I didn't think about Alaska, wondered whether I should hope for a… — John Green Copy Share Image
“but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was a time before organisms experienced… — John Green Copy Share Image
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She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share
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So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share
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“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a… — John Green Copy Share
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share
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