That awkward moment when you pretend to know something that might happen and that something comes true. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Us guys think women are complicated. No, they not. All they want is what they need at that point of time not… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the teacher gets a calculation wrong and you correct her.. And out of anger she shouts Do you… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
The best time of one's life is the moment they start living... start living with the person they wake up to every… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
That beautiful moment when the girl looks for the guy in the wrong places and the guy looks for the girl in… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
They always said Joy comes in the morning... I'm so sure you didn't leave because I woke up next to you that and every… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
Us guys think women are complicated. No, they not. All they want is what they need at that point of time not after or… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
I chose to be happy; sad; angry- but never did I choose to fall in love with you. It just happened naturally. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
I have no expensive clothes, but I wear your love! I have no car, but I can take you to your wildest fantasy! I… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
Lol, I love how my ex's used to brag saying 'We a couple' to many. I Google'd what couple REALLY meant. It said 'Two… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
You probably know the phrase: Good things come to an end. That's so true it doesn't but I don't remember the author of that… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
The best kiss a girl can ever give a guy is when he sees heaven, hears wedding bells, feels butterflies in his stomach and… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
Sometimes it isn't about saying I love you!, it was about proving that I love you, if you felt it running through your body,… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
Best friends become the highlight of your life and the 'lowlight' of your problems. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
Dear woman, Weren't you known as the Pillars of strenght? What happened to Waiting for marriage before falling pregnant? What happened to you blaming… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
I'm not saying all girls are perfect, But all I'm saying is they deserve to be treated like they were. :) — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
All I hear is 'Life is a bich'. Well? I know bi*ches love to be f*ked that's why I f*ked life so good, death… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share
