“Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“How did you get so grown up that you understand things that confuse your ancient mother?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Waters’s death was Augustus Waters.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish" he answered, still kissing me. I laughed. "I have an Augustus Waters fetish"… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Not to one-up you or anything, but my body is made out of cancer." "So I heard," Isaac said, trying not to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There were two kinds of adults: There were Peter Van Houtens—miserable creatures who scoured the earth in search of something to hurt.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share
“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a… — John Green Copy Share
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it… — John Green Copy Share
