Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.' — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Emancipation Proclamation, signed by President Abraham Lincoln, was put into effect on January 1, 1863, but news of the Proclamation and… — Corrine Brown Copy Share Image
Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died,… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't think people can watch University of Texas basketball or football games with me - really, anything Texas is playing -… — Jordan Spieth Copy Share Image
I talked to my little brother, Jeb -- I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of -- I… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“All hat, no cattle...doing whatever it took to keep up the appearance of wealth, when in reality he is no better off… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
My aunt in Texas, when she did the hazing things, they had girls swallow oysters. They'd wrap an oyster in dental floss,… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
“East Texas is red dirt – not red, in sober truth, but the orange of rust, which it basically is, ferrous oxide… — Markham Shaw Pyle Copy Share Image
I can say with absolute certainty that I will run for one of two offices: my state Senate seat or for the… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
One of the many ways I am proud to serve the people of the Ninth Congressional District of Texas is by providing… — Al N. Green Copy Share Image
Human beings are more alike than unalike. Whether in Paris, Texas, or Paris, France, we all want to have good jobs where… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I'm halfway through a novel set in two time frames - Austin in the 1960's and Alpine (Texas) in present day. It… — Elizabeth Crook Copy Share Image
He reclined on a delightfully cushioned lounge in the sprawling ranch Paris had rented. In Dallas, Texas, of all places. Promiscuity had… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
My publishing deal is out of Nashville, my management is split between Nashville and Texas, but we are also getting to play… — Cody Johnson Copy Share Image
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar… — Bonnie Jo Campbell Copy Share Image
The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody,… — Richard Land Copy Share Image
I represent the top agriculture district in Texas, and Texas is the top agriculture state in the country, so I know just… — Ronny Jackson Copy Share Image
Texas has long been known as the nation's largest energy producer, but we are equally proud of our distinction as the nation's… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
“I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the hell? Anybody who wanders… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I heard of this Texas studio. The owner, Tony Rancich, wanted to fly us out for the day to see the studio.… — James Vincent McMorrow Copy Share Image
When I moved to New York City from Texas at 22, amateur hour was over. As a newly grown-up person, I vowed… — Mary H.K. Choi Copy Share Image
All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in… — George Strait Copy Share Image
With all due respect to Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, neither of them understand Texas, nor do they understand the U.S.-Mexico border. — Beto O'Rourke Copy Share Image
[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I always enjoy talking with Texas' farmers and ranchers about what's working and what's not so I can best advocate for them… — Ronny Jackson Copy Share Image
I try and eat good. On the road, that's next to impossible. And we eat a lot of unhealthy things when we're… — Justin Townes Earle Copy Share Image
I've lived in Texas, I've lived in Cali but then I was obviously effected by East Coast rap by Big Pun and… — Snow Tha Product Copy Share Image
By the time I had got to college, I had begun to read and had decided that most of what Christians believed… — Stanley Hauerwas Copy Share Image
“Immy knocked on his open door. "Mr. Mallett?" The look on his narrow face was pained. "What's with the Mr. Mallett? When… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
It's OK to do cute little things like kissing a turtle, but you can't kiss another person because he's a different color?… — Aaron Spelling Copy Share Image
Texas should have been leading the way on constitutional carry a long time ago. Ultimately, I'd like to see all 50 states… — Ronny Jackson Copy Share Image
Here is what we know after more than a decade of Republican rule: Texas works. Even 'The New York Times' let it… — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash… — Sam Houston Copy Share Image
I grew up as a little gay boy in Paris, Texas, which was a very conservative community and I had a strong… — Shangela Copy Share Image
In Texas a high school student was arrested for bringing what authorities thought was a bomb to school but turned out to… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
As the number of available jobs has decreased in border states like Texas, cities halfway across America have begun to see an… — Spencer Bachus Copy Share Image
Texas is a country in its own. It's made up of half Mexico/half United States but completed mixed. I don't mean to… — Gael Garcia Bernal Copy Share Image
Edmonton was just a weird vibe out of all the places I've been in Canada. It had more of a conservative vibe.… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
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