Television Quotes · Page 36

A computer is any television with a calculater in front of it.

— Ace Kid

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

— Wayne Knight

I would have been a business woman if I hadn't joined television.

— Sargun Mehta

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

— Victoria Wood

I'm the TV guy trying to get us from point A to point B to point C.

— Ernie Johnson Jr

I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.

— Edward Norton

Leverage the awesomest tv show of all time

— Aaliyah Hurley

I love 'Lost' and 'Mission: Impossible III.'

— Erika Christensen

I challenge you to go and turn on the other cable networks to find a face like mine in primetime.

— Harris Faulkner

I suppose I was formed by too many movies and too much television. At some point I absorbed the dramatic formula.

— Stephen Hunter

“People want to be told what to do so badly that they'll listen to anyone. [Written by Andre and Maria Jacquemetton]”

— Anonymous

I've never understood the cult of Hitchcock. Particularly the late American movies... Egotism and laziness. And they're all lit like television shows.

— Orson Welles

I'd always wanted to work in television once I found out that they started to hire independent filmmakers to direct.

— Lynn Shelton

I havent been doin much comic book writing for the last several years though, as Ive been writing television projects and a…

— Bill Mumy

You don't go out and change your gender for a television show, O.K.? It ain't happening. I don't care who you are.

— Caitlyn Jenner

When television became popular, reality shows started coming up and with such reality shows, people got a platform to show their talent.

— Jeetendra

It's a whole series of accidents that makes a show into a hit. A show can be fantastic and still not be…

— Kerry Bishe

When I was a television broadcasting student in 1993 up in Ottawa, Canada, and my friends and I started making a show,…

— Tom Green

An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television,…

— Byron Katie

It's just a challenge doing live television every week, you know, it's a challenge to come up with new material every week…

— Kenan Thompson

Movies are a combination of art and mass medium, but television is so single in its purpose-selling-that it operates without that painful,…

— Pauline Kael

With theater, you have to really be able to listen and to respond to other people on stage. You're all constantly on…

— Haylie Duff

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me.…

— Tom Bergeron

The general view is that actors start on soaps and then maybe graduate to prime-time television or film; normally you don't see…

— James Franco

I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.

— Dan Quayle

Television is a medium. It is neither rare nor well done.

— Bill Moyers

How many reality shows can you watch? They're so obviously phony.

— Eric Braeden

I love 'Holby.' I've been a fan for many years.

— Laila Rouass

When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.

— Nick Hancock

The reality of reality shows has vanished.

— Rahul Vaidya

I don't really watch TV. I don't have time.

— Jonathan Scott

We don't have friends, so we watch 'Friends' on TV.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I dont meet many people who are talking about shows on Showtime.

— Ira Glass

If you do TV, sign a proper daily soap, then you won't be able to do anything.

— Gautam Rode

I am not looking at my TV show to change the world.

— Wyatt Cenac

It's very frustrating not being on the air.

— Bruce Boxleitner

In a lot of ways, I think television is better for women than film.

— Nazanin Boniadi

I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

— Dominic Holland

We don't own a TV. My kids are always outdoors.

— Jason Momoa

I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.

— Anonymous