The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's try to put at least as much thought into voting for the next U.S. president as we do into voting for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to get out better papers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anybody know WHERE CAN I WATCH PRETTY LITTLE LIARS Season 3 ON MY IPAD? (Not on Abc family 'cause it saysi… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So the system we have in radio and television today is the direct result of government policies that have been made in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If intelligence were a television set, it would be an early black-and-white model with poor reception, so that much of the picture… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? Is it a legacy of our colonial years? We want foreign… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The study revealed that, over the course of the study, each additional hour of television viewing was associated with 7 fewer minutes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In general, it’s not too hard to corrupt an American, mostly a matter of supply to their demand. Supply should be variegated… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s another way that we can get drawn into ownership. Often, companies will have “trial” promotions. If we have a basic cable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jersey Shore is making Italian-Americans long for the days of only being stereotyped as members of murderous crime syndicates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The full house team met this year to talk about making full house aired in 2014 as a sequel :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't pour a lifetime of effort into a seasonal relationship. Not everyone from the pilot belongs in the finale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?.. God I miss those days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV; RTV and play nothing but music videos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It wasn't always easy at times, having grown up on television and being in the entertainment industry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To save money, all of America's TV shows should merge into 'Murder-Solving Toddler Housewives of Cake.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but it doesn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The printed press does not show the reporter asking the question. What is peculiar to television is that the intrusiveness is part… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility.” —Lee De Forest, radio pioneer, 1926” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's not much TV these days where you really get that element of surprise. There are so many spoilers all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sense of national catastrophe is inevitably heightened in a television age, when the whole country participates in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Local television news, on both radio and television, is so appalling. Makes print journalism look like the greatest stuff ever written. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I catch a glimpse of myself on the television screen on the wall that’s airing my arrival live and feel gratified that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
