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Television Quotes by Anonymous

201 Television quotes by Anonymous

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Television can shape how we see the world, turning images into a kind of reality. The quotes criticize shows that feel like commercial noise or empty entertainment, yet they admit that people still squeeze many hours of TV into busy lives. One line jokes that the food channel is like porn for the stomach.

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I love TV.

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I don't watch TV.

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There's so much comedy on television.

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Can democracy survive television?

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We look like television in print.

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T.V is chewing gum for the eyes

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Reality TV rots people's brains.

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I liove this show !!

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I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.

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You actually have friends? 'Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.'

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“Change is neither good or bad; it simply is. [Written by Matthew Weiner]”

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There should be a special TV channel for all those old canceled cartoons.

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Dear MTV, I'm a teen virgin. Where's my show?

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Wait... You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!

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I'll get over Oprah's show ending as soon as Oprah tells me to.

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I prefer Mad Men's misogyny, racism, and anti-semitism to Mel Gibson's.

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Some of y'all need to stop letting some of these reality TV shows be your cultural diversity class and read a book.

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Dang you keep forgetting about a dude, I'm done it's wrap, show cancelled you can have it back, not wastin my time…

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Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit.

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My summer vacation is the two months between people talking about Game of Thrones and people talking about Breaking Bad.

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Groundhog Day: 'This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.'

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I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life…

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I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't.

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I don't think I'm ever forgiven for anything, which is baffling because I'm not on TV that much.

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In modern society most of us don't want to be in touch with ourselves; we want to be in touch with other…

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“An article in the New York Times concluded that, “Television will never be a serious competitor for radio.” If you’re listening to…

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In full view of his television audience, he preached a new religion -- or a new form of Christianity -- based on…

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Would you watch a Full House sequel (if the original cast is involved)? it may be out sometime next year :) I'm…

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Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out once every thousand years. No one would…

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“There are many stories and accounts about the winners of lotteries who are jubilant when they win, but whose lives descend into…

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Everything has changed in recent decades - the economy, technology, cultural attitudes, the demographics of the workforce, the role of women in…

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A human being is like a television set with millions of channels… We cannot let just one channel dominate us. We have…

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Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week...

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There is a lot of hype going on about high-definition television.

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I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.

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I hate waiting the entire week to watch the next episode of my favorite show.

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Pretty Little Liars will be on soon! LIKE if you'll be watching!!

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Sooner or later, everything turns into television.

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The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.

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If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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