I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People want to be told what to do so badly that they'll listen to anyone. [Written by Andre and Maria Jacquemetton]” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Leonardo and Mozart no longer constitute a shared frame of reference, unless you mean Leonardo DiCaprio. Now it’s HBO and NPR and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm ever forgiven for anything, which is baffling because I'm not on TV that much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of y'all need to stop letting some of these reality TV shows be your cultural diversity class and read a book. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dang you keep forgetting about a dude, I'm done it's wrap, show cancelled you can have it back, not wastin my time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the game of thrones, even the humblest pieces can have wills of their own. Sometimes they refuse to make the moves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is an unquestioned part of everyday life. Kneeling before the cathode ray God, with our TV Guide concordance in hand, we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless you're a big movie star, regular television work is going to bring you more exposure than anything. Everybody has a television;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even in 2012, if there's a black character in the movies or on television that's a professional, if we even hear about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not much different from a person who goes to the gym to exercise on a regular basis versus someone who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freedom! To fill people's mailboxes, eyes, ears and brains with commercial rubbish against their will, television programs that are impossible to watch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The BBC's television, radio and online services remain an important part of British culture and the fact the BBC continues to thrive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s another way that we can get drawn into ownership. Often, companies will have “trial” promotions. If we have a basic cable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are a lot of shows that have secrets and string people along and use the secrets of the narrative engine to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've really enjoyed my three years at 'Hollyoaks.' I worked with the most amazing people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Benito Mussolini is being put through the grinder of a television biography and the result resembles Italian sausage-of the spicy variety. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can't they be well paid for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share