Dear Optimist, That's Not A Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But A Train! Sincerely, Pessimist — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet. — Ernest Bevin Copy Share Image
It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent - like a carrier pigeon. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Never try to enter any stupid conversation because it will only lead you to some more stupid arguments. — Shubhanshu Tiwari Copy Share Image
“Stupidity is doomed, therefore, to cringe at every syllable of wisdom.” — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed. — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
I saw with open eyes, Singing birds sweet, Sold in the shops, For the people to eat, Sold in the shops of,… — Ralph Hodgson Copy Share Image
And this manner of speaking of the Almighty, as one would speak of a man, is consistent with nothing but the stupidity… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I feel so proud of myself, see I bought a Rubik cube and finished it in 6 months while the box said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a while, I thought, maybe I should direct, until I got to New York and saw the stupidity of that idea.… — Linda Hunt Copy Share Image
“The sad thing is that so many people, in the belief that the universe is organized to suit and influence them, are… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“You might well ask just what the hell he was thinking. The answer is, probably nothing at all.He'd probably say he was… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
What is to be expected of them is not treachery, or physcial cowardice, but stupidity, unconscious sabotage, an infallible instinct for doing… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Every fall into love involves the triumph of hope over self-knowledge. We fall in love hoping we won't find in another what… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
A man governs himself by the dictates of virtue and good sense, who acts without zeal or passion in points that are… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Philosophical systems? Even the most impressive of them are uncomfortably seated on a throne of rock bottom stupidity, that self-inflicted narrow-mindness which… — Erich Heller Copy Share Image
“In all things in this life, we are told "It's okay if you don't make it the first time!", "It's fine if… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
The key to the age may be this, or that, or the other, as the young orators describe; the key to all… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Instead of talking about accomplishments, we are talking about stupidity and intelligence reporting that is based on facts that's not coming out… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is probably the funniest comic actor, certainly of my generation. I am a huge, huge Will Ferrell fan. I'm not… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“Thirty million, mostly fools. [When asked the population of England]” — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off. — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing. — William Broad Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the history of human life has been a struggle between wisdom and stupidity. — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
“Our love story is not written yet, it is mix of stupidity, fun and devotion.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Military intelligence was as nothing to military stupidity.” — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
In the faculty of writing nonsense, stupidity is no match for genius. — Walter Bagehot Copy Share Image
Obstinacy and vehemency in opinion are the surest proofs of stupidity. — Bernard Barton Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Stupidity was as necessary as intelligence, and as difficult to attain. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image