Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of… — Charles Madigan Copy Share Image
“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roughly 1 in 6 Americans have Irish blood. I'd say it's probably safe to assume that the average Irish-American who only comes… — Scott McClellan Copy Share Image
May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, smile upon you on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go… — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
