You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober. — Na Hae Ryeong Copy Share Image
The second, sober thought of the people is seldom wrong, and always efficient. — Martin Van Buren Copy Share Image
I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people! — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over. — Bif Naked Copy Share Image
It is a sober truth that people who live only to amuse themselves work harder at the task than most people do… — Hannah More Copy Share Image
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
After years of making wrong decisions in my life, in 1977 I found out that it was all right to be square,… — Martha Reeves Copy Share Image
An atheist is but a mad, ridiculous derider of piety, but a hypocrite makes a sober jest of God and religion; he… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
The first time I played sober was because I just forgot to drink. 'Damn' I thought...'I'm playing better.' — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big… — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
“Tea is better than wine for it leadeth not to intoxication, neither does it cause a man to say foolish things and… — Laura C. Martin Copy Share Image
I was such a heavy drinker I was going to die at age 37. Not to mention the drugs. I'm glad to… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
Being able to play tragedy for humor rather than pity is a new trick I've learned. For a long time that's what… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
They say you have to get and stay sober for yourself, and of course I agree with that, but I've really appreciated… — Joshua Mohr Copy Share Image
There was my other big misconception. That if I got sober and went to a meeting they'd make me believe in God.… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
Somebody like CM Punk, who stands up and says he's completely sober - he doesn't even take a drink of champagne in… — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
“Hell, no, I’m not sober. You think I’d be doing this shit if I were? And I notice I don’t see your… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I know that some endeavor to throw the mantle of romance over the subject and treat woman like some ideal existence, not… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
But jest apart--what virtue canst thou trace In that broad trim that hides thy sober face? Does that long-skirted drab, that over-nice… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
“Am I ultimately alone? How many of us have asked that question—drunk or sober—when we’ve wondered if there was a God or… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
The best results in the operation of a government wherein every citizen has a share largely depend upon a proper limitation of… — Grover Cleveland Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want blood! Two of Aksel’s dogs cornered me near Tondara. They shot me. Those bastards actually shot a hole in my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
A constitution founded on these principles introduces knowledge among the people, and inspires them with a conscious dignity becoming freemen; a general… — John Adams Copy Share Image
If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day… — Herodotus Copy Share Image
Sleepy Christian, let me shout in thine ears: thou are sleeping while souls are being lost, sleeping while men are being damned,… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Love is a great thing...which alone maketh every burden light.. Love is watchful, and while sleeping, still keeps watch; though fatigued, it… — Thomas a Kempis Copy Share Image
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Money flowing never sober smoking til I got concussions no discussions. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image