I was such a heavy drinker I was going to die at age 37…

I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now. I say…

— Robert Altman

I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer…

— Kurt Vonnegut

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show…

— Chelsea Handler

From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got…

— Dax Shepard

I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork.

— Billy Bob Thornton

“With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They were both good friends and heavy drinkers, a combination hard to beat.”

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

Russia's 62% of women and only 38% men, many of whom are heavy drinkers, so the battle for the female happiness is a rude…

— Alexander Vassiliev

I'm not sober. I haven't done drugs in 3 1/2 years, so I call myself clean.

— Scott Weiland

“They were like two recovering alcoholics, hopped up on caffeine and Twelve Step gospel, telling each other how glad they were to be sober…

— Lev Grossman

I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on the sobriety!…

— Chris Farley

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

“Research shows that increased taxes on cigarettes and alcohol minimally influences moderate users, but not heavy drinkers and smokers (the ones who ostensibly need…

— Andrew Heaton

I am not a heavy drinker, I've never taken a drug in my life, but I am prone to a pizza.

— Tony Bellew

I am not a heavy drinker, but I like a drop of white burgundy.

— Paul Whitehouse