“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed." I grinned. "Then I daresay it's good I'm a woman.” — Susan Dennard Copy Share Image
“You will never find me in trouble. You will find me in the library. If you can remember where that is.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“Gabi glared. "If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“A human is not a device that reliably reports a gold standard judgment of relevance of a document to a query.” — Hinrich Schütze Copy Share Image
“I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you." "A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised.” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.” — Stephanie Wardrop Copy Share Image
“You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Zane Parata,” she said, settling into the seat opposite him. “I thought you’d gotten swallowed up in a twister and settled among… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night." "And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically.” — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe he’s making you wait till January for an appointment.” “I could threaten to bomb the school. That’d get me… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
“I’m a rat. I used to believe in the Golden Rule but now question it. It’s too easy to be snarky at… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
“Way I figure it, if I'm forced to have a partner, might as well have one with benefits. If you're annoying me,… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Your powers of observation are formidable," Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.” — Stephanie Wardrop Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of… — Stephanie Wardrop Copy Share Image
“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“The trouble with today's snarky pipsqueaks who break off a sentence or two, or who write a couple of mean paragraphs, is… — David Denby Copy Share Image
“You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question. “Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“Let's get rid of those fucking ghosts once and for all, Proph. We tried burying them, but that never works. So how… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Here the query A320 returns algorithmic search results about the Airbus aircraft, together with advertisements for various non-aircraft goods numbered A320 that… — Hinrich Schütze Copy Share Image
“What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?” “No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Rumors had their own classic epidemiology. Each started with a single germinating event. Information spread from that point, mutating and interbreeding—a conical… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
“Why does a horse need to steal a horse?” Taylan held the reins of the bay stallion while Zad swung into the… — Sarah Delena White Copy Share Image
“Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking." "Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to… — Alice Henderson Copy Share Image
“That’s me, keeping things bitchy from open to close.” I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.” — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
“The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime.” — Angela Ricketts Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?” — Amethyst Marie Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image