I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You so smart with you'r college degrees why are you thousands of dollars in debt. — Rachel Melton Copy Share Image
Oh my gosh! alec von-griffs got a hair cut and sent me a photo...he looks spunk now :) — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Why are you staring at me? This might be great for you, but it's awful for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry but I cant stand someone who think they know everything & always wanna be a smart alec. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Y r u calling me a bitch when I already know that I'm one a proud to be one two — Alley Lobb Copy Share Image
How can a male say he loves a female and he abuse her at the same time. — Keondre Key Copy Share Image
Men who say things can't be done shouldn't interrupt the woman who ends up doing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
