I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never feel like a smug or a smart-alec film director, and there are plenty of those around. — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Nobody likes a smart alec. Which is why it's always better for your career to be wrong and in company rather than… — Daniel Hannan Copy Share Image
Some people over study about the bible and get so smart that they outsmart them self, just like the Lord said in… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a… — Richie Parker Copy Share Image
It's alright to look back and realize how dumb we where. Now you know this, so there shouldn't be no excuses for… — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Sometimes when a person is over smart, it back fires and they end up outsmarting them self, a lot of them end… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
THE ONE WHO FOLLOWS THE CROWD USUALLY ENDS UP NOWHERE BUT THE ONE WHO WANDERS ALONE WILL END UP WHERE HAS NOT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes a person is to smart and they end up outsmarting them self, is a shame they use their own talent against… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image