It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
No matter how much silverware you win in your career you always want more. — Nemanja Vidic Copy Share Image
Of course I love silverware in my football career. But sometimes you can't rush from A to Z. — Robin Van Persie Copy Share Image
Because it is the Midwest, no one really glitters because no one has to, it's more of a dull shine, like frequently… — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I have sat at the sumptuous tables of power, but I have not run away with the silverware. — Diosdado Macapagal Copy Share Image
I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish. — Patty Sheehan Copy Share Image
The reality is he's a specialist because eight years without a piece of silverware ... that is failure. — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
“Silverware should have rubber grip handles, like bicycles have. Especially for eating fast food. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In Michaela's favourite restaurant, I lift my glass and cutlery spills onto the expensive tiled floor. The sound crashes high as the… — Anne Michaels Copy Share Image
I'll admit a little something: If I go to one of those hotels where there's, like, a $50 omelet, I'm taking the… — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
“Agnes could not count on the fingers of one hand the times she had entered the Blanchards' business premises. Usually she had… — Janet Gleeson Copy Share Image
“Curiously, among the few survivors from this culinary onslaught is one that is most difficult to understand: the fish knife. Though it… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image