I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of songs you write are just for exercise - just pencil sharpeners. — Harlan Howard Copy Share Image
Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits. — Katie Price Copy Share Image
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth. — David Rees Copy Share Image
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Just because a lot of people know something nominal doesn't make it important. A lot of people know what a pencil sharpener… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“The only perfection available to you without compromise is that of intention and effort. If you endeavor to be the best pencil… — David Rees Copy Share Image
I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And… — David Rees Copy Share Image
The thing I hear about a lot is when people over-sharpen their pencil with a single-blade pocket-sharpener and then when they put… — David Rees Copy Share Image
