Shark Quotes · Page 2

Shark. Bait. Hoo. Ha. Ha.

— Findin' Nemo :D

“Bad luck to your mother.”

— Earnest Hemingway

“I wish I were a shark so humans would play with me with strange toys.”

— Dan Jackson

I'm a finisher. I'm a shark, and if I see blood, I'm gonna finish you.

— Chris Arreola

We know shark's fin is a huge problem. In California now, you can't buy it or sell it.

— Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”

— Melissa Haynes

I don't think you can be a diver without a shark on the list.

— Natalie Dormer

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

— Sean Lock

I'm like a shark. I can't keep still. Some call me a workaholic.

— Asha Bhosle

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.

— Lil Wayne

I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy. Shoot you in ya fuckin' mouth and make you talk to me.

— Lil Wayne

“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.”

— Barry B. Longyear

“Lee leaned closer to her and swore he could smell fear coming off her in waves, the way a shark smells blood…

— Pamela K. Kinney Southern Haunts Devils in the Darkness

“No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can…

— Ivan Stoikov

“Into the sea I’d love to sink When with both eyes a shark can blink Is he a brave fish or a…

— Munia Khan

It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill... I don't know what I was thinking.

— David Gest

“Maybe nobody went to see the Rolling Stones here in 1964,' said Ros. 'The dead shark was just too much fun.”

— Nick Hornby

What kind of this competition Between in humans, which in everyone wants to prove that, I am the biggest shark

— Mak_786

I get asked to do panel shows, and reality stuff, like getting in a cage with a shark. I got asked to…

— Suranne Jones

No rescue boat can save the touches I left bobbing in the wild ocean of your flesh, but if they cut open…

— Jeffrey McDaniel

I'm not a vegetarian by any means; I eat fish. But the problem with shark finning is they catch the shark, cut…

— Bethany Hamilton

“Then there is the other secret. There isn't any symbolysm [sic]. The sea is the sea. The old man is an old…

— Ernest Hemingway

I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's sense of smell is…

— George Grey

I watch a TV show called 'Shark Tank.' It's one of my favorite TV shows. It's basically self-made millionaires who have either…

— Jacob Dalton

The Bahamas has mangrove nurseries, coral reefs, shallow sea grass beds, and deep oceanic trenches - all perfect ecosystems for sharks. Photographing…

— Brian Skerry

We developed microfinance to fight loan sharks - I was telling people don't go to loan sharks - not trying to take…

— Muhammad Yunus

“outside the boundaries of its own skin—these things had driven the species to the edge of destruction. Worse, this one organism threatened…

— Rick Yancey

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole…

— Jack Handey

“Sharks are the most hardy and adaptable of any large animal ever created by evolution. Some smaller species like lampreys, horseshoe crabs,…

— Morten A. Strøksnes

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And…

— Bill Engvall

I'd be a whale shark. I'd like to be the biggest. The winner. Size is always important.

— Claire Holt

I almost don't trust you if you don't like shark week.

— Anonymous

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.

— Judd Hirsch

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so don't settle for a shark.

— Kalvin Valentine

There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark.

— Brian Skerry

“If you mess with my friend, I will personally feed you to a great white shark.”

— Rick Riordan

When you watch 'Shark Tank,' everything is about off-shore this, off-shore that.

— Tom Douglas

You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.

— Gary Busey

The only thing on the mind of shark is eat..by any means and you're just sardines.

— Lil Wayne

The only reality show that I do tune in for is 'Shark Tank.'

— Gail O'Grady