On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He's very funny. They're jokes… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Our life before moving to Washington was filled with simple joys ... Saturdays at soccer games, Sundays at grandma's house ... and… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I love these sort of documentaries, which you might turn on late on a Saturday night - like, say, 'The Alma Cogan… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
Watching 'WrestleMania' growing up, it was like a neighborhood party. It was like the Super Bowl on my block, the only difference… — Tyrus Copy Share Image
Bradbury was the one guy who was published in places like the 'Saturday Evening Post.' He was the guy who brought science… — Robert J. Sawyer Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there,… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
I'll do two gigs on a Saturday night until four o'clock in the morning, wake up, and do drag brunch on a… — Aquaria Copy Share Image
I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I have to always go back to Tim Horton's, it's my favorite spot. I remember growing up as a kid - my… — Tristan Thompson Copy Share Image
I've been asked often what is the difference between an amateur and a professional artist, and I will tell you. An amateur… — Ben Shahn Copy Share Image
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do… — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I'd listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the… — Kevin Richardson Copy Share Image
Some days felt longer than other days. Some days felt like two whole days. Unfortunately those days were never weekend days. Our… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“All those chores you don’t have the will to complete after slugging it out with the highway collect into one mean list… — Jason Fried Copy Share Image
On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Songs don't have to be about going out on Saturday night and having a good rink-up and driving home and crashing cars.… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a… — Charles Buck Copy Share Image
Saturday mornings, or at night when I'm trying to go to bed, I'll watch Hitchcock mysteries and stuff. I know that's pretty… — Tim Robinson Copy Share Image
I remember being in West Ham's youth team and seeing Jody Morris play for Chelsea at 17 and you scoring for Liverpool… — Frank Lampard Copy Share Image
Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten… — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I'll eat whatever I… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
If you want to know how important Portland is to me, there's no Saturday night gigs here. They weren't available. So our… — Garth Brooks Copy Share Image
Do you know what I think, Potter?' said Snape, very quietly. "I think that you are a liar and a cheat and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, 'What are you doing this Saturday?' and they'll be playing video games or… — Jack White Copy Share Image
For me with sugar, it's all about balance. It's about being strong enough and to have the willpower to say, you know… — Adriano Zumbo Copy Share Image
I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
Arguably, the first five years of 'Saturday Night Live' were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Tom Weir Copy Share Image
I had a voice - I had an instrument - I loved singing and I had an inspired singing teacher, Miss Sleigh.… — Patricia Routledge Copy Share Image
I came away from 'Saturday Night Live' feeling very well represented. I felt, and I still feel like, they let me do… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I didn't do so well at 'Saturday Night Live.' It was a very hard experience for me, for a lot of reasons… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
Clearly, sharing something could take you a long way, or at least to a different place than you'd planned. Like a friendship… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
The first game was different but tonight we were just worried about getting ourselves back on track. It's another loss. We've got… — Dany Heatley Copy Share Image
I grew up in rural Missouri about two hours north of St. Louis, and if the wind was blowing right on a… — Kane Copy Share Image
You know, it's ironic to me that Christians want to keep the Ten Commandments in our schools, because Christianity has abrogated four… — Alan Dershowitz Copy Share Image
As a kid I would watch 'SCTV,' 'Saturday Night Live,' 'Monty Python' and 'The Kids in the Hall,' and be amazed that… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image