In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
“Learning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America” — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
To survive on the independents when I was making a living off of it, you had to do a Thursday show, a… — Eddie Kingston Copy Share Image
I'm wishing every Saturday had primaries, because welcome to an amazing Sunday, where everything seems a tad bit clearer this morning. — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
“3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right. — Shilpa Shetty Copy Share Image
I was a 200-pound defensive back on Saturday, but after the season, I was performing 'Lysistrata' or 'Fences.' — Omari Hardwick Copy Share Image
I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
My comic sense, although deliberately Americanized, is, in its intent, much closer related to the crazy wisdom of Zen monks and the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I teach kids to read on a Saturday for this charity called Real Action. It's a voluntary school because lots of the… — Rachael Stirling Copy Share Image
With winning the Baftas - with the writing one in particular - it was like, 'What? Writing? I'm not a writer. I… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when - well, first off, when you read almost any story that begins 'You know you're getting… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
I had dreams of conehead aliens when I was little. Before 'Saturday Night Live' did it. And then they came out with… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
Strict shopping laws mean that most German shops close on Saturday afternoons, reopening only on Monday when everybody is back at work. — Luke Harding Copy Share Image
I love what I am doing on 'SportsNation' and to now have the opportunity to do even more on 'Winners Bracket' as… — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
I think that every Saturday, we ought to say, 'My father's a Jew, my mother was a Jew, and I'm a Jew,'… — Ed Koch Copy Share Image
If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
I don't think everybody knows this, but 'Saturday Night Live' is the one you wait for. So when they called, I knew… — Sisqo Copy Share Image
Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
You've just got into a relationship with him, you've known him since Saturday...how are you 'so in love' seriously. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Presenting Saturday mornings has been a dream for a long time. And one day in September I am going to wake up… — Fearne Cotton Copy Share Image
We earn what we get - most of us - and, sweet heaven help us! we get it. God does not always… — Louise Jordan Miln Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I used to hate to go to school, because when it was Friday afternoon and everybody was finished school, I knew I… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
If a guy came up and said 'we got a polka band and we're going to play polkas next Saturday night' I'd… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco. — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.' — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Holy Saturday: the darkest day. 'There in the ground His body lay. Light of the world by darkness slain.' Feel it. Tomorrow… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baseball outfits went through their gaudy period during the disco '70's, when the White Sox looked like softball players and the Athletics… — George Vecsey Copy Share Image
“Why should I care about you first kiss,' he said. 'You can kiss anyone you like. But sometimes if you wanted to… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
