I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No I'm not a smart ass..I'm a skilled,trained,professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: All boys are the same Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think whoever started the 'Good morning' thing was just being sarcastic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giovanna Plowman, the girl who ate her own tampon, is in a relationship and you are single... Just let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later. there is no in between. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Final Destination 5...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of 'Final'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace fo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting… so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it seriously almost february, time sure flies when you're wasting your life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
