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Sarcasm Quotes by Anonymous

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A police officer asks, “Where were you between four and six?” and the reply lands in sarcasm. The jokes compare everyday moments—coffee, “good morning,” or a dress—to sharp jokes about stupidity and insult. They turn simple scenes into biting humor.

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Oh you dont say

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Has it ever happened to you

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Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.

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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

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I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

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And by 'K...' I mean 'Fuck you.'

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You did what you did and that was that.

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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

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SARCASM the body's natural defense against stupidity.

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Yeah..no, I don't really think I care.

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Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends.

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That awkward moment when your sarcasm isn't understood in a text.

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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!

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Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean.

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Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid.

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Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you!

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There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

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Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...

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My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on. Then I take them off and I realize I sound like…

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It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a…

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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was…

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You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still…

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Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't…

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Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being two-faced ; it's called Growing up . You should try it sometime..

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That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of…

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Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently…

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“Kértünk mi ugye védő kart is a Jóistentől, arra az esetre, ha küzdenénk ellenséggel. Meg is kaptuk bőven. Mármint az ellenséget. Előbb…

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Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting…

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“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing…

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A guy was trying to get a girl's attention. He decided to ask her to help him with his homework. She agreed.…

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Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who…

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I did not understand that she was hiding her feelings under irony, that this is usually the last refuge of modest and…

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I think , Therefore we have nothing in common

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I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly

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I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

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I wish I was being sarcastic but I'm not, get over it.

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“They(women) go shopping as bees go flower visiting.”

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Sarcasm and Coffee. The perfect start to a new day!

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Thats the real me alrihght I'm just FULL of sarcasm

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The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

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