Retirement Quotes · Page 19

I am a Georgia guy, and I have Brett Favre's card when he played with the Atlanta Falcons. That's my retirement plan.

— Forrest Griffin

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a…

— Gene Perret

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

— George Burns

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

— Charles Barkley

I retired after 'Mr. Yaa Miss.' I think that at that point, I'd hit a dead end in terms of what I…

— Antara Mali

I'm having a really hard time with this retirement thing and not having wrestling.

— Daniel Bryan

I announced my retirement as early as I did because I felt it was in the Celtics' tradition.

— John Havlicek

When the time comes to retire, I think I'll know. I really do.

— Charles Woodson

People say 'Are you going to retire?' To me, that sort of equates with lying down and dying. When you're doing something…

— Rolf Harris

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully…

— Jonathan Clements

Retirement is unthinkable to me. The future is bright and very exciting and I'm looking forward to playing a part in it.

— Hugh Hefner

We shouldn't be put out to pasture just because we've reached somebody's idea of retirement, which was certainly happening in Australia, and…

— John Noble

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or later they find themselves debtor or creditor…

— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

When I feel I don't have that, on that day, I will think of retirement. I feel those who say you should…

— Sachin Tendulkar

If I see my films described as 'quirky' or, even worse, 'snarky' one more time, I'm going to probably seriously consider an…

— Terry Zwigoff

Unlike every other retirement vehicle, such as IRAs and 401(k)s, you receive a tax deduction for making contributions to your HSA but…

— Paul Zane Pilzer

I do think that we'd do better if we just offered all the bureaucrats in the Department of Education very attractive early…

— Seymour Papert

Adultery itself in its principle is many times nothing but a curious inquisition after, and envy of another man's enclosed pleasures: and…

— Jeremy Taylor

Police and firefighters are great, but they don't create wealth. They protect it. That's crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help…

— Rush Limbaugh

Peter Forsberg's skills and determination made him one of the most powerful forwards in the NHL during the best years of his…

— Patrick Roy

There is San Diego - this retirement village, with its prim petticoat, that doesn't want to get too near the water. San…

— Richard Rodriguez

“There was no singles problem until singles got so single-minded that they stopped wasting time with anyone ineligible. Before that, it was…

— Judith Martin

When I announced my retirement, that was actually when I was trying to come back and I realized, it just wasn't viable.…

— Forrest Griffin

If you were to just design the perfect retirement plan, you would own the stock market or you would own the bond…

— John C. Bogle

Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does

— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

— Gene Perret

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

— Bette Davis

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

— Mickey Rooney

Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been.

— John Anthony West

“The recommended retirement plan is arabesque, then leap and smash on the seawall.”

— Natalie Shapero

Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.

— Anonymous

Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.

— Lester Piggott

Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!

— Anonymous

Even though a lot of people keep trying to get me to retire, I won't.

— Nikki Bella

I don't have to work. I suppose I should retire. But I enjoy working.

— Michael Caine

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

— Colonel Sanders

Death is the next step after the pension-it's perpetual retirement without pay.

— Jean Giraudoux

It's amazing, it doesn't feel like it has been 10 years since retirement.

— Gabriela Sabatini

Retirement without literary amusements is death itself, and a living tomb.

— Seneca the Younger

I do fear male religious fanatics and accountants and retirement plans.

— Michele Lamy