I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend." — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
What do you do when you don't know what to do? No wonder there are more suicides among psychiatrists than in any… — R. D. Laing Copy Share Image
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality,… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills,… — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether to call a medical doctor or psychiatrist,” she said to Bailey, “but I refuse to call an exorcist.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed… — Theo Van Gogh Copy Share Image
Psychotherapy is a practice that many different professional disciplines engage. Psychiatrists are also medical doctors and increasingly offer medication and do less… — Jed Diamond Copy Share Image
I don't think the police, even if we train them, can be, you know, as good as psychologists and psychiatrists and others… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists,… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
I might not be a psychiatrist, but I am convinced that sex is not as important as we tend to make it.… — Xaviera Hollander Copy Share Image
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Are you seeing a psychiatrist?' as a conversation opener would nowadays earn you a punch in the nose, but for fifty years… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I knew something was wrong; I was constantly tired, and I'd developed numbness on my left side. I'd also become paranoid that… — Susannah Cahalan Copy Share Image
All those years on the psychiatrist's couch and suddenly the couch is moving. Good God, she is on that couch when the… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing… — Rod Steiger Copy Share Image
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone Copy Share Image
When I'm feeling awful, music is the only thing that releases the pressure. It's been the best psychiatrist I've ever had. — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him … If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Ed Koch had the best line: if you agree with me nine out of twelve times, you should vote for me. If… — Anthony Scaramucci Copy Share Image
Everybody has anger or regret in them one way or another. They all try different things to get it out. Some people… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
When people come and visit me and have a hat made, it's a little bit like visiting a psychiatrist, but they don't… — Philip Treacy Copy Share Image
An editor who is a mentor, advisor, and psychiatrist. Don't kid yourself-a good editor will make your book better. — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
All the fantasy writers I know have a way of dwelling on their own fears and phobias. A writer spends his life… — Charles Beaumont Copy Share Image
“Apparently, I had graduated from psychologist and was now in need of a full-blown psychiatrist.” — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
After my son died, I went to a psychiatrist. He proved - or I proved - that Sigmund Freud was correct when… — Sean Scully Copy Share Image
...science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine." — George Howe Colt Copy Share Image
No Jews have our own guilt, that's why we have psychiatrists - the Jewish version of a priest. — Nan Goldin Copy Share Image
For a psychiatrist to be any good, he has to be willing to corner you, close off the easy exits, even when… — Keith Ablow Copy Share Image
The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
I've never been to a psychiatrist so have never gotten to the point where I could be formally diagnosed with any disorder.… — Autre Ne Veut Copy Share Image
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I was attracted to the strangeness of his mind as a psychiatrist might have been drawn to an interesting case. he wanted… — Elizabeth Harrower Copy Share Image
Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions. — John Gierach Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist knows only too well how each of us becomes the helpless but not pitiable victim of his own sentiments. Sentimentality… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My stepfather was a brilliant and funny psychiatrist but he was a hound dog. He just didn't know how to be faithful. — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
