Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The term 'sexual orientation'...is basically a code word for homosexuality. — Scott Lively Copy Share Image
Europe is... a monument to the vanity of individuals, a programme whose inevitable destiny is failure. — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I wish there was a software to photoshop life and became easier than it is now... — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
My all-time favourite programme is 'Seinfeld;' I could just sit and watch that over and over again. — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
Beyond basic mathematical aptitude, the difference between good programmers and great programmers is verbal ability. — Marissa Mayer Copy Share Image
Small developers can compete on creativity not on scale or staff size… Nintendo is willing to help bring these ideas to life, — Satoru Iwata Copy Share Image
IA is something that is proceeding very naturally, in most cases not even recognized by its developers for what it is. — Vernor Vinge Copy Share Image
“The vital detail about the design is captured in the code. A well-written implementation should be transparent, revealing the model underlying it.” — Eric Evans Copy Share Image
I guess some of today's programming has rubbed off on me because I find myself having to set time around for touring,… — Bootsy Collins Copy Share Image
If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you,… — Edward Yourdon Copy Share Image
“Darkus held up The Code and quickly tore out the page he'd been reading. Knightley winced. He'd seen many dead bodies and… — Rohan Gavin Copy Share Image
Writing a class without its contract would be similar to producing an engineering component (electrical circuit, VLSI (Very Large Scale Integration) chip,… — Bertrand Meyer Copy Share Image
“Are you looking for a Website Developer? or you want to Rank your website on top? We Adworlds Media Web Design Development… — Adworlds Media Copy Share Image
Ours is a company that doesn't do annualized software, and so when we create a 'Zelda' game, when we create a 'Smash… — Reggie Fils-Aime Copy Share Image
I could hire every producer in Hollywood - 2,000 producers, let's say - and they couldn't come up with all the soap… — Jerry Jones Copy Share Image
We think only through the medium of words. Languages are true analytical methods. Algebra, which is adapted to its purpose in every… — Antoine Lavoisier Copy Share Image
A smartphone is a computer - it's not built using a computer - the job it does is the job of being… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
Community after community is rising up, ranchers, developers, environmentalists, and local commissioners, all saying this is not the best use of our… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
“Calvinism, as we have seen, starts from a double decree of absolute predestination, which antedates creation, and is the divine program of… — Philip Schaff Copy Share Image
We keep putting on programmes about famine in Ethiopia; that's what's happening. Too many people there. They can't support themselves - and… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
“He looked at her, but he was only a shadow now. Livia gave him a warning look. He shook his head sadly… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In those days [batch processing] programmers never even documented their programs, because it was assumed that nobody else would ever use them.… — Robert Fano Copy Share Image
“Books: boring. Codes: awesome. These are the people who are running the internet.” — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 up to 10.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Reality shows take up so much programming. They take up slots from scripted shows that could be about something. — Kim Wayans Copy Share Image
I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment? — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Follow codes, study game, feed fam nigga fuck fame. All black my whip foreign, these bad hoes keep tiptoeing. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“The problem that Dijkstra recognized, early on, was that programming is hard, and that programmers don’t do it very well.” — Robert C. Martin Copy Share Image
Every piece of software written today is likely going to infringe on someone else's patent. — Miguel de Icaza Copy Share Image
For The Chicago Code, I did some boxing. It makes you stand differently when you know you can punch someone out. — Jennifer Beals Copy Share Image
The Russians have had and continue to have an active program to undermine American society. — Van Jones Copy Share Image
“The days of recruiting developers to where you are is over. You have to go to where they are.” — Stephen O’Grady Copy Share Image
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your… — Steve McConnell Copy Share Image
“the “data scientist,” which combines the skills of the statistician, software programmer, infographics designer, and storyteller.” — Viktor Mayer-Schönberger Copy Share Image
It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but the language should make good looking code possible. — Yukihiro Matsumoto Copy Share Image
It's OK to figure out murder mysteries, but you shouldn't need to figure out code. You should be able to read it. — Steve McConnell Copy Share Image
No, a euro referendum will not be part of a government programme if we get the chance to form one, — Helle Thorning-Schmidt Copy Share Image