“STOP APPLYING PATCHES. RECODE YOURSELF NOW. 24 Dec National Mathematics Day” — Vineet Raj Kapoor Copy Share Image
“What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.” — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
“Programming is not a zero-sum game. Teaching something to a fellow programmer doesn’t take it away from you.” — John Carmack Copy Share Image
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder Copy Share Image
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
“Ask a programmer to review ten lines of code, he’ll find ten issues. Ask him to do five hundred lines, and he’ll… — Gene Kim Copy Share Image
I have never seen an experienced programmer who routinely made detailed flow charts before beginning to write programs. — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
Computer programming is an art, because it applies accumulated knowledge to the world, because it requires skill and ingenuity, and especially because… — Donald Knuth Copy Share Image
If you think you're a really good programmer... read Knuth's Art of Computer Programming... You should definitely send me a resume if… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Finding a programmer to work with if you don't already know one will be a challenge. Merely judging if a programmer is… — Jessica Livingston Copy Share Image
Every application has an inherent amount of irreducible complexity. The only question is who will have to deal with it, the user… — Larry Tesler Copy Share Image
When I got started, I was a sideshow. At my first Consumer Electronics Show, in 1977 in Chicago, people came from all… — Brenda Laurel Copy Share Image
Whether you're a programmer or a seamstress, it's all about new techniques, simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Programming is a Dark Art, and it always will be. The programmer is fighting against the two most destructive forces in the… — Damian Conway Copy Share Image
I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is I'm not actually an expert programmer! I really don't consider myself to be an expert at anything. For me,… — Aaron Koblin Copy Share Image
The government does things like insisting that all encryption programs should have a back door. But surely no one is stupid enough… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
The complexity of C++ (even more complexity has been added in the new C++), and the resulting impact on productivity, is no… — Bruce Eckel Copy Share Image
The best programs are written so that computing machines can perform them quickly and so that human beings can understand them clearly.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even in the mid-1990s geeks were fair game. One afternoon a colleague and I were standing on either side of one of… — Emanuel Derman Copy Share Image
The difference between the best worker on computer hardware and the average may be 2 to 1, if you're lucky. With automobiles,… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I've known people who have not mastered their tools who are good programmers, but not a tool master who remained a mediocre… — Kent Beck Copy Share Image
It would've been amazing [to work as programmer]. You're good at numbers, you're good with people, you like to wear shorts in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The number of lines of code a programmer can write in a fixed period of time is the same independent of the… — Fernando J. Corbato Copy Share Image
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. — Alan Perlis Copy Share Image
Computer languages of the future will be more concerned with goals and less with procedures specified by the programmer. — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
The mark of a mature programmer is willingness to throw out code you spent time on when you realize it's pointless — Bram Cohen Copy Share Image
Besides a mathematical inclination, an exceptionally good mastery of one's native tongue is the most vital asset of a competent programmer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a programmer, it is your job to put yourself out of business. What you do today can be automated tomorrow. — Douglas McIlroy Copy Share Image
The intellectual property situation is bad and getting worse. To be a programmer, it requires that you understand as much law as… — Eric Allman Copy Share Image
I am a programmer. If I write code, I don't evaluate the results by what I hope the code will be. I… — Brianna Wu Copy Share Image
If you're a musician or actor, you know that if you're successful, some level of fame goes along with that. You're prepared.… — Shawn Fanning Copy Share Image
People sometimes ask me what I did when I was hired at HAL. The answer is that I was a programmer. And… — Satoru Iwata Copy Share Image
If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it ..I'll be laughing when… — Paul Dilascia Copy Share Image
And no, I'm not a walking C++ dictionary. I do not keep every technical detail in my head at all times. If… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
“I am a non-accredited, overly logical psychologist, therapist, mechanic, diplomat, businessman, and Teacher working in an industry that is still defining itself… — Ka Wai Cheung Copy Share Image
And anytime a programmer makes a decision about how to deal with data, how to average it or clean it, you're imparting… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
It is a real service to humanity and the world to be a good programmer, particularly if you design great products. You… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
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