The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Phasing out the human race will solve every problem on earth, social and environmental. — David Foreman Copy Share Image
Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
. . . personal soundness is not an absence of problems but a way of reacting to them. — Donald M. MacKinnon Copy Share Image
There are also scientific problems with the concept that each of the creation days was a long period of time. — Walter Lang Copy Share Image
From a child's play, we can gain understanding of how he sees and construes the world--what he would like it to be,… — Bruno Bettelheim Copy Share Image
The problem with touring isn't the traveling and the shows, it's the vegetal state you get into. — Julian Casablancas Copy Share Image
It is a commonplace of modern technology that problems have solutions before there is knowledge of how they are to be solved. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
Marriage should not be viewed as a therapeutic step to solve problems such as homosexual inclinations or practices. — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
The American people will eventually get hurt by this accumulated deficit. That's the problem. We have too much deficit. We have to… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
“Raising interest rates is voo-doo. You can't deal with a global system problem by trying to solve it with this.” — Stafford Beer Copy Share Image
So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I remember I had had one woman who had three or four kids, and some of them were having problems. I said,… — Alice Mattison Copy Share Image
When the strongest nation in the world can be tied up for years in a war with no end in sight, when… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
If you happen to live in Korea, you might always suffer from anger towards people in power, because of political and social… — Kim Hyesoon Copy Share Image
There is one recurring, persistent, perennial, and dogging personal problem which, more than any other, steals the force and peace of people… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
Having everyone get exposed to brainstorming, prototyping, thinking about a problem, that's a best practice. One of the things I love seeing… — Megan Smith Copy Share Image
The statement, "The debt problem has become so extreme that we have no choice but to cut social spending" is presented as… — Linda McQuaig Copy Share Image
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
'Shaggy' was a nickname before it was ever a stage name. I have no problem with it. — Shaggy Copy Share Image
I don't have any problem with criticism. It's an incentive to refine myself. — Leroy Sane Copy Share Image
If a mass movement turns into worshipping a particular person, that's a great problem. — Joshua Wong Copy Share Image
Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“See, that's the problem with getting hit by lightning. You get burned.” — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
Everybody's got their problems. The important thing is not to complain about it. — Venus Williams Copy Share Image
